The Captain Abides

Shit. I guess I gotta fill this out. I like long walks on the beach, pina coladas and kung fu hustle. Follow for more soft beards.

its-paradox-sans:

furry-boss-monster:

home-stuck-in-desert-bluffs:

smore-692:

itscarororo:

haywood-you-stop-that:

icexxxtea:

pinkifingers:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

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That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

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i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

@stormfated IT’s FUCKING BACK!!

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A short poem titled I hate this.

I hate this, I hate this, I hate this.

This is something I hate.

I hate this.

blackpaladinallura:

naruto but instead of him saying “multiple shadow clone jutsu” he says “yea can i get 1000 more of these little blonde bitches” 

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night-filled-mountain:

Matt Mercer, with 100% sincerity, after 155 episodes of Critical Role viewed by hundreds of thousands of fans (not to mention the years of pre-stream gameplay): “You guys are having fun, right? I…I hope you’d tell me if you weren’t…”

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porunareff:

Please watch professional figure skater Keiji Tanaka make a very special JoJo themed performance today at All Japan Medalist on Ice - a gala exhibition held after the national figure skating championships in Osaka!!

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